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I’m pissed

I mention this “pissed” state in a British sense, in that I’m slightly inebriated, not in the yank way of being upset.

I’ve been into town (Nottingham) and been round a few bars, drunk some beer and had an eyeful of the local talent (which is good). This is possibly a good a thing, in that I’ve had a fucking good time, oggled some fine women and drunk some good beer.

I’ve also eaten a Chinese once I made it home. Beef with cashews if that floats your boat. I’ve even saved some for tomorrow.

Life is good.

Posted in Geekery

Firefox Adblock list

Rather than blocking each ad as they come up with the rather excellent Firefox adblock extension, why not import a list of known ad sites (with wildcards attached) to block a whole range of ads with minimal effort?

Well, The Jackal has already created one for you. Go get it.

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Firefox 1.0 PR

Just installed Firefox 1.0 PR (preview release) and discovered that it has a most excellent plugin installer. I visited a page that required the Flash plugin (which I didn’t have) it realised I needed it and a little bar appeared at the top of the page prompting me to install it.

All I had to do was click two buttons and bugger me, it installed it without any fuss. It even works. Sweet.

It also seems extremely fast – pages are rendered very quickly indeed. It looks like Firefox may well eventually be the browser to beat all browsers. Get it here:

Firefox Home

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Mandrake 10.1rc1 installed

Before I set off to work this afternoon I started off downloads of the iso images for Mandrake 10.1rc1, which I obtained from By the time I got home all three had finished (thank you NTL!) and it didn’t take me long to burn some CDs using K3b.

One reboot later and I’m upgrading Mandrake 10.0 on my new drive – 30 minutes after that and I’m done. Piece of piss.

It looks just as polished as 10.0, in fact it looks exactly the same. I’ve no idea what they’ve fixed with this release. Perhaps I should pay more attention.

If anyone is thinking of trying a Linux distribution I can heartily recommend giving Mandrake a go – it’s really easy to install and I think it’s the easiest to use and configure. Plenty of toys and applications come as standard and it has a large fan base.

Now, having said that it’s time to figure out why Mandrake Update doesn’t want to work…

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Taxi drivers = cnuts

On the walk into work this afternoon I was the recipient of a little prank from some twat in a taxi who thought it would be funny to splash me by driving into a puddle. He actually has to drive off the road to this.

This does not help my already low opinion of these deranged individuals. I already see them as car-toting idiots with only a slim grasp of the highway code and penchant for driving like Stevie Wonder at a Donkey Derby.


Posted in Geekery


Well, the new hard drive works OK, that’s a bonus. Unfortunately the PC is still insisting on freezing at inopertune moments, such as when I’m down to the last 19 minutes of the installation on the second attempt through. Stupid piece of shite.

Anyway, I’ve moved the RAM stick to a different slot – we’ll see if that makes a difference. Plus I’ll be trying to swap it out with a different one at some point if the problem persists. It may still be the board or the processor, but we’ll see.

I had to come to work before Windows Update had completed, so I’ll be going back later to finish that off, get XP up to SP2, then onwards to installing Mandrake 10.0 on the remaining 60GB of the new disk.

Lots of new space for me to rip all my albums.

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This is where I kill my PC

If you never hear from me again, it’s because I’ve caused some catastrophic failure in my PC. I’ve been having a few issues with it recently, notably freezing on boot, and so I’m in the process of finding out what the hell is causing it.

Prime suspect is the RAM, then maybe the processor, but as the hard drive is the oldest part of the box (a gigantic 6 Gig monster from my old PC) I figured that I’d better rule that out first. Plus, XP has filled up the whole thing without even trying hard.

I’ve bought a nice 80 Gig Seagate drive from Micom – a firm that operates out of an office near our Coventry office. A friend and colleague of mine, Frank, went and picked it up for me, seeing as he works down there and all. It’s very convenient and fairly competitively priced too.

I’ll be inserting this into my box (not innuendo) tommorrow morning, assuming I can get my lazy arse out of bed before I have to head off for work at 1pm. I’ll be a happy chappy if it works.

See you on the other side…

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Beanz meanz fartz

FfffrrrrrtttttI spent rather a long time preparing my tea last night, but it was well worth it in the end. I’d decided that I was going to try something like a bean casserole, so I bought myself some chick peas, haricot beans and red kidney beans.

I got the ones where you had to soak them first, so I did that the night before. I cooked those up, added some lentils halfway through and steamed some vegetables as a side dish. At the same time I also put some couscous on to cook – surprisingly easy to make as it happens – plus fried some onions and garlic and opened a tin of sweetcorn.

I mixed the beans, onions, sweetcorn, garlic and some chopped cherry tomatoes together, then mixed in some chilli paste and a tin of tuna. It was evens still hot when I ate it, even though it seemed to take an age to prepare.

It was delicious! There was som much left that I think I’ll be eating it all weekend. Made me fart a lot today though…

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Fucking kids on scooters :XThe image you see here is of the nice dent that some little scrote inserted into the side of my car with his scooter.

I was a little worried how much it was going to cost for repair, but it’s not turned out too badly at all. I took the car to Gary at Car Doctors which is only a hundred yards or so from where I live. He has a man that does his bodywork repairs, and seeing as the dent was creased Gary suggested that he’d have to beat it out then fill it and skim it, or something like that. There was no way that the dent was going to just pop out and be unnoticed.

Anyway, I took it in yesterday to be done and picked it back up today. You cannot see where the dent was at all – he’s done a perfect job, and for only £100.

Thankfully, the young chav that damaged my car in the first place is going to be paying me back. Apparently he’s been doing extra jobs to earn enough money to pay for it, and I should think so too. Little shit.

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Default template + IE = shite

I’ve noticed that this site presently doesn’t display properly in Internet Explorer. There are supposed to be two columns, the content on the left and the links on the right, however IE displayers the links column underneath for some reason.

Naturally, I think that IE CSS support is crap, however I suppose I’d better get that sorted out. I’ve still got the old templates saved somewhere, so I think I’ll attempt to get those copied across. At least the site will look more interesting.

I really should spend a bit of time getting it sorted out. However, procrastination rules.