Penis plant

The internet is full of pictures of rude-looking plants and vegetables, so it only seems fitting that I should join in with the “fun”!

Behold – the penis-shaped cactus!

This is my sister’s plant – purchased some time ago without the little testicles. It has now decided to grow some gonads in an effort to gain exposure on the net.

No smutty jokes at the back!

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See my shiny car!

After piquing your interest with my previous post, here’s a picture of my nice, shiny car after I’d spent ages cleaning and polishing it. As you can see, it’s nice and red.

Stalkers may note that I live in a house with a blue garage door, and that I own a Red Fiat Bravo. It’s a HLX if that makes it easier for you.

My car is shiny

I’ve just spent two hours cleaning and polishing my car. Now it’s nice and shiny, and my fingers don’t work properly

I need to get one of those stone-chip repair kits. Our local council has decided that a 1mm coating of small stones is sufficient covering for one of the roads leading up to our estate. Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice that they’ve “resurfaced” it as the road was a mess before, but they’ve gone for the cheapest possible surface and plenty of people are going to find little holes in their car paintwork as a consequence.

My bonnet is covered in little stone-chips so I’ll need to get them done before it rusts.

Hey! Blogging doesn’t get any better than this does it!

Angel season 4 – coda

Well, Angel finished season 4 last night. The best thing about this series, and anything created by Joss Whedon for that matter, is that anything can happen, and the less likely it is to happen, the more likely that Joss will do it. So last nights episode was unsurprising in it’s surprises, if you see what I’m getting at…

Lesser writers would have had a gripping, yet formulaic season finale – Angel finished with less action than most episodes, but some astounding twists that no-one could have anticipated. I won’t spoil it for those that haven’t seen it yet, but the Angel/Connor relationship takes a step in a totally unexpected direction.

Tardis Tennis

Tardis TennisAnyone for tennis?

The BBC have very kindly treated us to a funny little flash tennis game on there Sports pages. You can play as Queen Victoria, John Lennon or Shakespeare over a two game match.

Try it HERE – worth it for a bit of a laugh πŸ˜‰

My desktop – work

OK, in order to test images on this site, here’s my work desktop:

Hmmmm….beer! It’s a photo taken by Dotdragnet admin bod Tempra, who was having a crafty pint of Stella in his garden while the sun was going down. The setting sun is brilliantly captured at the bottom of the glass. Hmmmm…. now I’m thirsty πŸ™‚

Cheers for the image Tempra πŸ˜‰